i propose a new halloween tradition instead of walking door to door to get candy i say everyone comes to my house and leaves candy at my doorstep then i can just step outside and pick it up happy halloween
gays could literally make anything and make it about them
mother:Okay little daqueyna what do you want for your birthday???
little daqueyna:oh i just want stereotypes to end and world pea-
gay:OH SO THIS BITCH CAN DECIDE WHAT SHE WANT BUT I CANT HAVE MY NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER CERTIFYING I AM GONNA GET IT IN THE ASS EVERY NIGHT WITH MY HUSBAND? WOW. *claps hands* WOOOW. *claps hands, tilts head* OKAY. I SEE. *claps hands* I SEE THAT. FUCK YOU LITTLE DAQUEYNA. FREEDOM FOR ALL MY ASS. *rides off in convertible singing nicki minajs Im a bad bitch lyric*